By the way, do other women with infant children shave? Because I haven’t shaved in over a week. I also haven’t balanced my checkbook in two months. I think this is because I’ve resigned myself over to a life of singleness and poverty.
I am thinking about finding 200 stray cats to take in. I totally get why women become cat ladies. People are mean. Cats while temperamental, are affectionate. And feeding them gives you a since of purpose.
But I don’t like cats so I would make an awful cat lady.
Right now, I can say with some level of certainty (and hope) that I am at my worst.
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