Tuesday, December 13, 2011

The Cat Lady

It’s amazing how no sleep and a screaming baby can transform a (albeit superficially) positive, cheerful, motivated person to a crying, heaping mess. 

By the way, do other women with infant children shave?  Because I haven’t shaved in over a week.  I also haven’t balanced my checkbook in two months.  I think this is because I’ve resigned myself over to a life of singleness and poverty. 

I am thinking about finding 200 stray cats to take in. I totally get why women become cat ladies.  People are mean.  Cats while temperamental, are affectionate.  And feeding them gives you a since of purpose. 

But I don’t like cats so I would make an awful cat lady.

Right now, I can say with some level of certainty (and hope) that I am at my worst. 

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